Caitlin. 14. USA. Animals. One Direction. Summer. Ice Cream. Swimming. Lemonade. City Girl. Chocolate. M&Ms. Friends. Music is Life. LiveLaughLove.

"Chin up babe, You're beautiful."

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

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thewinchesterswagger:

ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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kaczmareked:

do you ever stop to just quickly check tumblr in a somewhat awkward position

and then it’s like 2 hours later and you realize you havent moved and you’re just like

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me at school

  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore

janelle-pierzina:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

#leave it to tumblr to figure out how to get away with murder

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